What is a fashion disaster? Fortunately,
it is not nearly as awful as a tsunami, volcanic eruption, nor an
earth quake. However, a fashion disaster does provide a
similar nauseating feeling in the pit of ones stomach. Have you
ever been walking around town minding your own business and you
accidentally witnessed an absolutely hideous outfit? Have you seen
a
fashion celebrity on the red carpet, and you felt a
sudden urge to regurgitate on your
own
shoes.
Well, this sort of traumatic event in your life would most likely be
considered an official fashion disaster.
Traits of a Fashion Disaster:
They can occur
at any time and without notice.
They are very
common.
The person that
creates the disaster is NOT the only person effected by the
devastation.
The culprit is
not always aware that the disaster has occurred.
Witnessing an
event of this nature has long lasting negative effects.
Prolonged
exposure may lead to bleeding from your ears, nose, and middle
finger.
Brief exposure
may lead to dizziness and nausea.
Excuses for causing a Fashion Disasters:
Being drunk (NOT
valid excuse)
Dressing in the
dark (partially valid excuse)
Seeking
Attention on the Runway (NOT valid excuse)
Seeking
Attention if you are a teenager (partially valid excuse)
Movie Star on
the Red Carpet being dressed by others (NOT a valid excuse)
You are color
blind (partially valid excuse)
You are 100%
Blind (Valid excuse)
You are
truly ignorant (partially Valid excuse)
You are over 70
(NOT valid excuse)
Note: If you are
a movie star and your stylist dresses you funny, that is your own
fault. Wise up and get a new stylist. You can find plenty of good
ones in the
wardrobe stylist group at the Fashion Industry Network.
Please note that
if you or a loved one has been mentally scarred by a fashion
disaster, do not hesitate to seek counseling. Their are stylish
professionals that may be able to help. Do not try to deal with
this issue on your own. We understand that it was not your
intention to witness a fashion disaster. However, now that you are
stuck with the image in your head, you better do what you can to get
it out. We understand that it will not be easy, but you truly must
try.
If you are
concerned that you may personally be causing a fashion disaster,
please seek assistance immediately. You can consult with a wardrobe
stylist or visit an
image consultant.
Do not be at all ashamed. If you do not admit that you have a
problem, you certainly can not resolve the problem. Please... Do
the world a favor. Seek assistance immediately. If you are
creating fashion disasters, you are not only hurting yourself.
And yes, I am
not only the founder of the Fashion Disaster
Relief Organization, I am a
member... (by the way, FDRO also stands for Fashionistas
Dislike Ridiculous Outfits)
Note: The
Fashion Disaster Relief Organization is just something that I made
up... No, you can not join. If you are looking to join an
organization or association, you can check the
fashion associations
section here on Apparel Search.
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