If you wish to join the "Official" Apparel Search Fan Club, you will need to send a check for $50,000. to our United States headquarters   (Note:  if you are crazy enough to send payment, please understand that the money is non-refundable and you will get absolutely "nothing" in return for your money).

If you wish to start the "Un-official" Apparel Search Fan Club, you have permission to do so.  However, you must abide by our strict guide lines.  If any of the following requirements are not followed, your "Un-official" privileges will be revoked immediately.

  1. Club founders and members must truly enjoy Apparel, Fashion or Textiles.

  2. All members must know how to spell "Apparel Search".

  3. Create a secret handshake for all members...

Good Luck !!!   (you will need it ...) 

The great Apparel Fish !!!

The follow quotes are from the Dalai Lama (we think).  True Apparel Search.com fan club members may be interested.

I N S T R U C T I O N S F O R L I F E
 
1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
 
3. Follow the three R's:

  • Respect for self

  • Respect for others and

  • Responsibility for all your actions.

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

8. Spend some time alone every day.
 
9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
 
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
 
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.

12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
 
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
 
14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

15. Be gentle with the earth.
 
16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
 
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

By the way, this page is obviously a joke.  As far as we know, we do not have a fan club.  However, if you want to be our fan, we will be yours as well.

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By the way, we created this Fan Club long before Facebook even existed. If you really want to be our fan, you can like us on Facebook.

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