of Fashion" title is rather unique in the fact that their
is only one position allocated per millennium. Unfortunately
for you, the position has already been filled. If you
wish to find another job, return to our
The post of "Princess
of Fashion" is an elected position. In some political circles,
it has been stated that the original election of the princess was one of
the earliest signs of democracy.
Although the lengthy process is overseen by the
Apparel Search Company, the
voting process is managed by a secret group of five fashion industry experts,
five clergy from various religions, and three professors from leading international
The elective body has been referred to in ancient times as the "Fashion
On the thirteenth Sunday of the 13th year after each viewing of Haley's
Comet, the Fashion 13 meets to discuss the status of the
Princess of Fashion as well as the general
condition of the fashion industry.
Subsequent to each meeting, the Fashion 13 are individually gathered from
their international locations by members of the "Fashion Fatale"
(an ancient and mystical group more mysterious then the Fashion 13).
The fashion thirteen are masked (in fine cashmere masks), then driven or
flown to a secret location to discuss critical matters.
Although it has never been verified,
it is believed that the Fashion 13 are led to an underground location where
they are marched thru a labyrinth of moss filled corridors. As they
continue to walk for several hours, they eventually arrive to a small
and finely crafted wooden row boat. The vessel rapidly hustles them
upstream and across what appears to be an underground river. In time,
they arrive to a room where they meet in utter darkness. Although
it is not known as fact, a monk in Tibet had once passed word to a
cowl salesman that
the members of the Fashion 13 never have the opportunity to remove their
masks upon arrival in the secret meeting room. It has been said that
the group of thirteen individuals, never see nor hear the voices of other
members of the Fashion 13. The group is so secretive, they do not
even know one another.
In an effort to maintain utmost
secrecy, it is thought that in the late 1400's, the "Fashion Fatale"
developed the first computer as well as a computer messaging system (with
a key pad and headset). This allowed them to communicate with one
another without exposing their identity.
At this time, I can tell you
that the position of Princess of Fashion is already secured.
Although I can not disclose to you who she is (he or she is..), I can tell
you that the world of fashion is in good hands.
Possibly, we will provide additional
information in the future.
The word "pundit" has been assimilated, into English, as
a reference to someone who is very knowledgeable on a particular subject.
In the English-speaking west, the pundits are those who are the presiding
experts on a subject.
Reference to Haley's
Comet - The first sign in regard to when the "Fashion 13"
Question: Why does Haley's comet make an
elliptical orbit around the sun? Why does the comet not fly into space?
Explain the type of gravitational field that controls this comet?
Answer: The kind of gravity that attracts
the comet to the sun is exactly the same as we experience here on earth.
The way we can know that is because the orbit is so close to being an ellipse.
Newton's discovery was that for gravity
the orbits of objects that cannot escape are either circles or ellipses.