Freeze buster, you are under arrest.. Your clothing is ugly, and
your hair is a mess... You must be put in these designer handcuffs
and taken to jail immediately.
Well, this may
not actually be what the fashion police would say. However, they
may tell you that your ensemble looks hideous..
In all honesty,
I do not know where or when the term fashion police was originated.
In fact, I am not certain exactly what it means. My assumption is
that the fashion police is a reference to people that are fashion
critics. In other words, people that review and comment on
If it were up to
me, we would have fashion police patrolling the streets making
certain that our belt color matches our shoe color. I would also
issue a tickets for wearing skirts that are too long... (yes, those
tickets would go to women or men in skirts...)
Do the fashion
police guard the
fashion week? I always wanted to become
an officer of the fashion police...
By the way, I
have seen many TV shows where the critics (fashion police), make
statements that I totally disagree with. In my opinion, some of the
fashion critics need to be given an orange jumper and scoot them off
If you mess with the fashion police, you can
put in a
jacket. That is the last item of fashion
you will ever wear.