Santa's Workshop Inspection Report 2008

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Every factory gets inspected, even Santa's. The Santa's Workshop Inspection Report 2008 applies the apparatus of a real factory inspection — the kind linked from this page under factory inspections and human rights — to the North Pole's most famous workplace: elf working conditions, toy production, and compliance findings, recorded in the full inspection table reproduced on this page. A note follows the report: after it was filed, it came to attention that the inspector was actually a “Troll” in disguise, which readers may wish to bear in mind.

Santa's Workshop Inspection Report 2008

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Note: After this report was filed, it has come to our attention that the inspector was actually a "Troll" in disguise.  This is NOT a valid report.  We have determined that this jealous troll was simply attempting to cause trouble.  He had made up the details in this report.  We have conducted several new inspections of Santa's workshops and find absolutely NO violations of any kind.


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Confidential Inspection : Santa Claus Clothing Workshop Audit 2008

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Arrival Time:  10:20AM Prep time: 15 minutes Inspection Time: 10:35AM Completed: 4:30PM

Prepared for:  Inspection Date: Sept. 19, 2008

Children Against Sweaters Corporation Project # : 7778821XMAS

15 Pleasant Valley Road Tracking # : 122508

Tall Tree, NJ 07417

Place of Inspection:

Santa's Workshop

Attention: Johnny B. Goodfellow Building # 17

North Pole

PO#  19702008

Merchandise : Wool Sweater with Snowman Embroidery Order QTY:  27,000

QTY Available  24,500

Style # 4286A Sample Size 317

Colors Navy, Hunter, Red

50% Rule Utilized:  NO Inspector: Herbie M. Rudolph

10% Defect Rule: NO

Quality Results: Pending Clients Approval

Measurement Results : Pending Clients Approval

Packing Results : Pending Clients Approval

Executive Summary: The merchandise identified above was inspected for the Children Against Sweaters Corporation based on criteria for workmanship, appearance, and conformity to measurements.  Inspectors are NOT satisfied with the conditions at the Claus Facilities at the North Pole.  Minor and Major violations have been recorded.  The results of this inspection have been discussed with Santa Claus for immediate correction.  Copy of full report has been sent to the Children Against Sweater Corp.

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Remarks: 

1) Inspection was according to clients spec file and control samples.

2) Total order quantity is 27,000 sweaters.  The workshop only had 24,500 available at time of inspection.

3) 90% finished and packed into Santa sacks prior to inspection.

4)  Total opened 125 cartons for inpsection with carton numbers (see attached).

5)  Found Color Navy, Lot A: Lot B: Lot C was same as control samples.

6)  All color shading and lot shading sealed and kept at packing facility.

Violations:

1)  Santa did not provide adequate time cards.  He indicated that Mrs. Claus handles HR and was currently not available to meet with inspectors.

2)  Two Reindear had been briefly seen by inspectors chewing on wool yarns in knitting station number two.  Inspector notes, that he was distracted on purpose by singing and dancing and after turning back around the reindeer were gone.  When the issue was addressed with Santa Claus, Mr. Claus indicated that this was not possible and reindear are never permitted in the knitting facility.

3)  In the embroidery building number 6, one fire detector was low on batteries.  It was functioning, but this needs to be watched carefully.

4)  Elves had been witnessed dancing down the isles; leading to risking conditions.  No dancing signs are clearly posted, but managers are not monitoring for compliance.

5)  Three elves singing very loudly.  Caution for potential noise violation.

6)  Packages labeled incorrectly.  50% marked to Cortney.  50% marked to Spencer.  Each child should receive one package not thousands.  Packages are clearly mis-marked by the elves.  Elves claim that two children snuck into the workshop and re-marked the packages.  Elves agreed to correct the issue and add locks to the workshop doors and windows.

Quality Inspection:

Major 21 AC 22 RE

Minor 21 AC 22 RE

Stains : minor stains on 3 of the inspected garments.  Appears to be hoof prints.

Seams & Stitches : minor seam slippage.  Within tollerance

Fabric Shading : none noticable

Price Tickets : non applicable

Pressing: approved fully

Packaging: wrapped perfectly in holiday appropriate paper and bows.

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Inspection: completed by the Apparel Search Company on behalf of the Children Against Sweaters Corp.

If you have questions regarding this inspection report, please visit www.ApparelSearch.com 

This is a confidential document between the inspection company (Apparel Search Company), Santa Claus, and the Children Against Sweaters Corporation.  This document should not be copied, printed, or re-distributed in any way with out prior written approval from all three parties involved.

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Note: After this report was filed, it has come to our attention that the inspector was actually a "Troll" in disguise.  This is NOT a valid report.  We have determined that this jealous troll was simply attempting to cause trouble.  He had made up the details in this report.  We have conducted several new inspections of Santa's workshops and find absolutely NO violations of any kind.
 

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Common Questions

What is the Santa's Workshop Inspection Report 2008?

A tongue-in-cheek factory inspection report on Santa's workshop, written in the format of the social compliance inspections the fashion industry uses for real factories — findings recorded line by line in the inspection table on this page, dated 2008.

Why does a fashion site publish a workshop inspection?

Because factory inspections and working conditions are serious, standing topics for the apparel industry — this page links to factory inspections and human rights groups — and the report uses Santa's workshop to make the format familiar: even a magical workplace gets audited on hours, safety and conditions.

Is the report reliable?

Read the note after the report: the inspector was later identified as a “Troll” in disguise. The findings stand as filed — and as entertainment.

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